Sneaky Cat

I don’t like cats, but just this once…

*Sighs*

I was sitting on my couch watching Stand By Me, one of the greatest movies of all time, when I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Jarred was in his room feverishly working to fix his sheets on his bed. He was awkwardly attempting to stuff his comforter into A DUVET! WHAT?! A man is never allowed to own a duvet (nor anything else with a French name for that matter). The eviction notice is on its way! And to top it all off he just bought a new pillow which is “Made for all sleeping positions.” *Hangs head in shame*

The funniest gas you’ve never heard of

Sulfur Hexafluoride… Just watch the video